FUNNY.........



This is life....... and People

A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, heput it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying, "Free to good home.You want it, you take it." For three days, the fridge sat there without evenone person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people wereskeptical about such a good deal, so he changed the sign to read, "Fridgefor sale, $50." The next day, someone stole it.
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Lets find out A couple were returning to their seats in the dark theater. The husbandasked the fellow on the aisle, "did someone step on your foot on the way outfor intermission?"
"Yes, you did," the fellow replied, expecting an apology.
"Okay honey," the husband said. "This is our row."

______________________________________________________________- Blind Date Blind Date
Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.
"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night."
"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout Aaaaaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awestruck at how beautiful and sexy she is.
He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts..."Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"