Teasing people
1. What is the easiest way to throw a ball, have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
2. What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?
3. When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
4. What is always behind you but you can never touch it?
5. I am never the first to speak but I am always the last to be heard. Who am I?
6. We were born of the same mother, on the same day, at the same hour and in the same year. Yet we are not twins. How do you explain this?
7. Two fathers and two sons were seated round a table. There were four apples on the table. Each of them took one apple and ate it entirely yet there was still one apple left on the table. How was this possible?
8. Before Mount Everest was discovered which was the highest mountain in the world?
9. Here everything is not always in order. For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, the driver comes before the employer. Where are we?
10. When I am alive I stay put where I am. It is only when I am dead that I move about here and there. Who am I?
11. How can you be behind a person when that person is also behind you?
/-\ /\/ S \/\/ E R
1. Throw the ball straight up
2. 'e' 3. Your fingers 4. The past 5. An echo. 6. They are triplets. 7. There were only three persons at the table comprising a grandfather, his son and his grandson. 8. Mount Everest, of course. It was always there! 9. In a dictionary. 10. A leaf. 11. Put yourself back to back of each other.
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Sunday, February 05, 2006
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
FUNNY.........
This is life....... and People
A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, heput it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying, "Free to good home.You want it, you take it." For three days, the fridge sat there without evenone person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people wereskeptical about such a good deal, so he changed the sign to read, "Fridgefor sale, $50." The next day, someone stole it.
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Lets find out A couple were returning to their seats in the dark theater. The husbandasked the fellow on the aisle, "did someone step on your foot on the way outfor intermission?"
"Yes, you did," the fellow replied, expecting an apology.
"Okay honey," the husband said. "This is our row."
______________________________________________________________- Blind Date Blind Date
Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.
"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night."
"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout Aaaaaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awestruck at how beautiful and sexy she is.
He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts..."Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
This is life....... and People
A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, heput it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying, "Free to good home.You want it, you take it." For three days, the fridge sat there without evenone person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people wereskeptical about such a good deal, so he changed the sign to read, "Fridgefor sale, $50." The next day, someone stole it.
______________________________________________________________
Lets find out A couple were returning to their seats in the dark theater. The husbandasked the fellow on the aisle, "did someone step on your foot on the way outfor intermission?"
"Yes, you did," the fellow replied, expecting an apology.
"Okay honey," the husband said. "This is our row."
______________________________________________________________- Blind Date Blind Date
Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.
"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night."
"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout Aaaaaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awestruck at how beautiful and sexy she is.
He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts..."Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Some love quotes
-The greatest pleasure of life is love.William Temple
-Love is blind, and lovers cannot see the pretty follies that themselves commit. --- William Shakespeare
-Love is not blind -- it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.--- Julius Gordon
-Time is too slow for those who wait,too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love, time is eternity.---Henry Van Dyke
-Love is a portion of the soul itself,and it is of the same nature as thecelestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise.---Victor Hugo
-Love is a portion of the soul itself,and it is of the same nature as thecelestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise.---Victor Hugo
-Love conquers all things; let us surrender to love.Virgil
-Love does not dominate; it cultivates.As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
Keep your heart free from hate,your mind from worry.Live simply, expect little,give much, sing often,Pray always.Fill your life with love.Scatter sunshine, Forget self, think of othersDo as you would like to be done by others.These are the tried links in Contentment's Golden Chain
(i don't know where do i find this one and I don't know who is the writer)
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